Don't Judge a Book by its Cover
THE DISADVANTAGES OF BEING DEAD
By A.R.D. Fairburn, The Mermaid Press 1958,
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Well, yes.
Quite.
I'd imagine getting a date would be hard.
I'd miss chocolate too.
And it would probably make it devilishly hard to keep your golf handicap down.
The smell could be quite a problem with your work mates as well.
Actually, the fact that you just lay about the office decaying willy-nilly with no regard for being a team player would almost certainly cut your chances for promotion in half. (Or maybe not, depending on where you work...?)
And so to quote from book itself...
We who are about to die
Salute... and ask you not to try.
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