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More Pictures with Pins

By Bryan Royle and Golden Hands
Marshall Cavendish Books Limited, 1978, paperback, ISBN 085685 435 2

Before there was Yet More Pictures With Pins, (but after the world wide number one bestseller Pictures With Pins) there was...

More Pictures With Pins: another smash-hit selection of brand new pictures you can make, with pins!

Learn the ancient secrets of Pin Pictures including...

• Painting your board black.
• Why the boards have to be painted black and not with pretty psychdelic colours of the rainbow, man.
• What sort of pins to use.
• What sort of string to use.
• Find hundreds (well about 30 anyway) of never before seen designs that will amaze and terrify your friends, including...

• The Windmill
• The Greek Galley
• The Cockatoo
• The Bi-Plane
• The Moonlight Stagfight
• The Buzzard
• The Ballerina
• The Clock
• And many many more!

The Mermaid. Check out her beautiful hair, man!

I would like to make more fun of this book, but I honestly can't.
It's too easy, like shooting fish in a barrel (I've never been able to figure out why exactly you'd want to do that) or playing spot the toupee on Praise Be.
It's simply too easy.
Unlike understanding why this very strange "artform" rose to such great heights in the 1970s that every single home in the civilised (?) world had at least one of these dreadful things hanging on the wall.

Why? Why, why, why!