Every Home Should Have One
"HOW BABIES ARE MADE"
By Andrew C. Audry and Steven Schepp, Illustrated by Blake Hamilton,
Published by TIME-LIFE International (Nederland) 1969
Just in case any of you didn't know, here are the basics in beautiful three-dimensional paper collage pictures.
Yes, three-dimensional paper collages.
Because pictures of your beloved family dog, at it like... well your basic beloved family dog actually - what is it with the leg humping? This is just one of the many reasons why I own a cat... where was I? Oh yes, because pictures of your beloved family dog, at it, in just two dimensions would be soooo 1968!
And lets face it, the dog looks very happy. As he should do!
WARNING - After seeing the following images you may never never be able to look your pooch in the eye again.
I would suggest skipping to the next book if you are of a delicate nature. Skip to next book here...
Look at Spot. See Spot Beg! Goodboy Spot!
I should also note that I've declined to put in the full frontal human anatomy page, uncensored, because, quite frankly, it's frightening!
And it's not because they're naked. (In fact I have to say the chap isn't very impressively endowed and I think the lady has had a boob job.)
But because in an effort presumably to make the image less pornographic, the people have no faces.
Because somehow that just makes it all ok!
So, you have been warned - I hope you're all over 18 and not prone to nightmares... click here for "Revenge of the Faceless Naked People"