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Instantaneous Personal Magnetism

"INSTANTANEOUS PERSONAL MAGNETISM"

By Edmund Shaftsbury, Published by Ralston University Press 1926 HB

Have YOU ever wanted to be MAGNETIC?

  • Personal Magnetism is not simply a matter of of having a dynamic and scintillating personality. You too can draw people to you (as well as cutlery, coins and small metallic items including fridge magnets) with the power of Personal Magnetism.
  • Yes, that right, Personal Magnetism, and it's Instantaneous!
  • Discover for yourself what thousands of elite personages have known for over forty years with "the only System that is used by the Magnetism Club of America."
  • "It is the only System that produces results."
  • Don't be hoodwinked by cheap imitations!
  • "Attracted by it's successes, imitators many years ago began to issue cheap and loudly advertised courses of training, and approached as near as they dared to our methods; but, for fear of becoming involved in suits of infringement" (I think this is when someone 'pimps your suit') "they avoided all the essential value of our instruction with the result that they were discredited and all went out of business."
  • "As Personal Magnetism is life itself, only the best instruction is desirable. Low priced competitive systems that accomplish nothing for they students, are the highest priced in the end. Besides producing failure, they discourage the buyers, drive them away from the study and thereby deprive them of the greatest blessings in life." Gee, they suck! I don't like them. I don't wanna' be Deprived, I want to be Magnetised!
  • "There is BUT ONE GENUINE SHAFTSBURY METHOD; it is the SHAFTSBURY; long tried, thoroughly tested, and uniformly successful."

But Wait, there's more...

"It is gratifying and also encouraging to prospective students and to those who are about to begin this study, to now that the BOOK ITSELF IS MAGNETIC!" (Damn, and I've had it sitting on my computer - I hope it hasn't wiped my hard drive.)

 

Work your way through the "TEN DEPARTMENTS OF THIS SYSTEM.

  1. DEPARTMENT OF MAGNETIC SOURCES
  2. DEPARTMENT OF MENTAL MAGNITUDE
  3. DEPARTMENT OF THE MAGNETIC EYE
  4. DEPARTMENT OF INSTANTANEOUS PERSONAL MAGNETISM
  5. DEPARTMENT OF MAGNETIC HEALTH
  6. DEPARTMENT OF TENSION ENERGY
  7. DEPARTMENT OF REPOSE AND POWER
  8. DEPARTMENT OF THE MAGNETIC VOICE
  9. DEPARTMENT OF APPLIED MAGNETISM
  10. DEPARTMENT OF MAGNETIC HEALING"

 

And as an added bonus if you sign up today (all major credit cards welcome) you get not ONE, not TWO, but THREE SETS OF GENUINE GINSU STEAK KNIVES.

Yes, that's right, count 'em folks, that a total of TWENTY FOUR GENUINE GINSU STEAK KNIVES, guaranteed to cut through tin cans and cling to your body like glue, once you've completed THE TEN DEPARTMENTS of THE INSTANTANEOUS PERSONAL MAGNETISM SYSTEM!
Because you'll be magnetic!

Don't miss out.

Order NOW!

 

I'm going to have to come back to this one, people, or get Dr Batman (he's our Science and Pseudo Science Buff) to actually do a review of the contents, because it's simply too big and too fabulous to leave it at its own self promotion. So, watch this spot...

 

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