Present flow chart — Old and obscure family members
Does Grandpa need to spice things up at the old age home?
Do they need scaffolding to help with the wrinkle-control these days?
Maybe some help with an ongoing bad hair day?
Were they born before Queen Elizabeth? The first one?
Are you sure that they are still alive?
Do you think your nephews and nieces could do with some nice new sweaters?
Are you just cheap and lazy and can't be bothered shopping?
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