Present flow chart — Your Mum

Did she cheat on her Domestic Goddess general exam and could do with a few pointers around the house?

Has she recently been making hints about you leaving home?

Or does she get a little obsessed with household chores?

Would you have been more successful / happier / better looking if your had had Betty Tamahori's Mum from down the road?
(She always had extra cookies in her lunchbox)

Go on, you can be honest, is she a martyr?

Could she do with a spruce up, overhaul or a general makeover?

Is she planing on going abroad?

Does she have irritating habits that have always bugged you?

Is she developing new ones as she gets older?

Does she need something new to occupy her time now that you have left the nest?

Did she torture you with hand-me-downs and frightful clothes when you were a child?

Or just torture you?

Are you just cheap and lazy and can't be bothered shopping?

Not right? Try, try again... Back to the beginning!