Present flow chart — A good friend
Maybe they need some help with the ladies...
...and some hints on how to keep them happy?
(they may really be clueless...)
Or maybe they just need a new direction...
Do you need to discourage any thoughts of possible babysitting?
Or make a quiet suggestion about their parenting skills?
Are you just cheap and lazy and can't be bothered shopping?
Not right? Try, try again... Back to the beginning!