Present flow chart — A passing acquaintance

Maybe you met them somewhere a little odd?

Or at a Star Trek Convention...

It's possible that they are a little on the nervous side and you probably shouldn't freak them out unnecessarily

But you can tell straight away, just by looking at them, that they really deserve this present.

Or this one. You're really doing a public service...

...as it's obvious their family can't be honest with them about their failings..

Are they stuck in a very bad relationship?

Would you like them to check out some new options...

Are you just cheap and lazy and can't be bothered shopping?

Not right? Try, try again... Back to the beginning!