Present flow chart — Your boyfriend
Could he do with some pointers in the romance area?
Or would you really just like him to take the hint and leave?
Is this going to be hard for him to grasp?
Bad hair and an air-guitar obsession?
Have you noticed any anomalies with your underwear not fitting lately?
Is this a big problem or are you happy to give him some pointers?
Are you just cheap and lazy and can't be bothered shopping?
Not right? Try, try again... Back to the beginning!