Present flow chart — Your girlfriend
Does she really understand you and accept who you are?
After all, you have needs, and she should be catering to these. On a daily basis.
But maybe she has stopped trying to look attractive for you?
And could do with some general pointers in deportment and attitude!
Maybe you need to get a new hobby that you can share together...
She could try not to always be late...
After all, you're the man, and you know best.
And she's been getting just a little unhinged...
Are you just cheap and lazy and can't be bothered shopping?