Present flow chart — Your husband
Do you need a how-to manual in order to live in the same house with him?
Is romance a dirty word these days?
Does he need a map and lengthy directions to do the job right?
Or maybe a little boost to his er... ego?
Maybe it's an intellect thing...
After all you're smarter than her and she should be reminded of that. Constantly.
Slowly... in case he strains something...
Maybe things would be better if he helped out around the house? Under strict supervision of course.
Or maybe it's time to call it a day...
Are you just cheap and lazy and can't be bothered shopping?
Not right? Try, try again... Back to the beginning!