Present flow chart — Your workmates
Or do they need some encouragement...
...or maybe some basic pointers to get started.
Do you carry their dead weight?
Are they frankly, quite loopy...
...could do with a personality graft...
... are just excruciatingly dull to be around?
Or do they always find the worst way in which to make their presence felt.
Are you just cheap and lazy and can't be bothered shopping?
Not right? Try, try again... Back to the beginning!