Clarkson is the second-best motoring writer in Britain. For decades he's been driving cars, writing about them, and voicing his opinions on Top Gear. No one in the business is taller. Here he waxes lyrical on topics as useful and as diverse as the perils of bicycle ownership, why Australians, not Brits, need bull bars, why soon only geriatrics will be driving BMWs, the difficulty of deciding on the best car for your wedding, why Jesus's dad would have owned a Nissan Bluebird, and why it is that bus lanes cause traffic jams. Sit back and enjoy the ride...