Suz is UNPC (politically incorrect). She has issues with skivvies, David Bain jerseys, camel toe and wild bikini lines. She loves drama and glitter, and is a closet 56 chev finned car loving BOGAN.

The mum of five kids first, wife second, nurse third and business women fourth, Suzie Johnson is also an entrepreneur. She has transformed Shannon (Shan Francisco), small town New Zealand, into a thriving boutique shopping destination during an economic recession. She is also an artist, jewellery maker, designer, wholesaler, public speaker, stand up comic - and now author!

A wanabe tv star, radio chatterbox and self proclaimed bossy britches, Suzie Johnson is earthy, funny, and raw. She keeps it real and tells it how it is in this hilarious anecdotal guide to life.