Why do Men have Nipples - Hundreds of Questions you'd only Ask a Doctor after your Third Martini

You know how it is - you're at a party, you've had a drink or two, and then someone introduces you to a doctor. And it seems like the perfect time to ask all those strange questions you've always wondered about... Why do some people have an `outie' belly button and some people an `innie?' Why does asparagus make your wee smell? Is it possible to lose your contact lens inside your head for ever? Why do old people have hairy ears? Why do we get hungry an hour after eating Chinese food? and why do men have nipples?

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